If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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