I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She needs sedatives and a leash
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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