so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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