dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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