She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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