He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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