2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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