Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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