i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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