I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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