in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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