you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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