hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
only you would photoshop your dick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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