Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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