...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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