Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
