i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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