I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Randomize
