Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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