Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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