After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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