I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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