i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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