Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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