i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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