is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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