You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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