so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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