My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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