So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So gin and wine won't be happening again
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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