And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Mom said you looked used
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
