OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
