I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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