we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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