Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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