I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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