In the future we'll all be gay
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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