The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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