is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
