I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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