check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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