How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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