in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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