Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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