Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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