No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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