he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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