Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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