Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have fence marks all over my body
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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