I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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