doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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