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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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