i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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