Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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