dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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