sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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