did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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