you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we should paint friendship bongs
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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