You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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